DumbDird, SuperDumbDird, and UltraDumbDird, in their usual chaotic fashion, somehow managed to launch a company called "DumbDirds Games." With absolutely no understanding of how to make a functional console, they embarked on creating their first product—a handheld gaming console unlike any other. Well, it was unlike any other... in all the worst ways.
The Console Design:
- 45 Screens, but only one of them was dedicated to actual gameplay. The other 44? They just displayed DumbDird's face—sometimes smiling, sometimes frozen in bizarre expressions, and occasionally glitching out completely.
- Three buttons: Yes, just three. And none of them made sense.
- One button was labeled "E", and nobody knew what it was supposed to do.
- The second button was unlabeled, and pressing it did... well, nothing.
- The third button, confusingly, was labeled "Start", but it only restarted the console each time it was pressed.
The One Glitchy Game:
The console came pre-loaded with a single, very broken game. It was called "Shake Your Dird." The objective? Unknown. The controls? Glitchy. Players couldn't even play for more than 5 seconds without the screen freezing or showing DumbDird's face once again.
SuperDumbDird had boasted that the game was "the future of handheld gaming," but instead, players found themselves stuck in an endless loop of glitches, weird pixelated graphics, and random sound effects that made no sense.
The Reviews:
- "A visual disaster."
- "I have never been so confused in my life."
- "I couldn't tell if I was gaming or just watching DumbDird glitch into infinity."
The Reception:
The gaming community was utterly baffled.
How could a company release something so broken and nonsensical? But in true DumbDird fashion, the trio was completely oblivious to the disaster. They held a press conference where UltraDumbDird confidently declared:
"This is the future of gaming! If you don't like it, you're just not smart enough to get it!"
However, sales were... well, they were zero. But DumbDird and his buddies, still proud of their "achievement," vowed to come back with something even dumber next time.
And knowing them, that was definitely a promise they could keep.
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