DumbDird opened up a quirky new ice cream shop called "DumbDird's Ice Cream World" with bright, flashing signs and a slogan that said, "So Dumb It's Delicious!" The place was packed with curious customers, including Tealy, who was hoping for a sweet treat. Tealy walked up to the counter, excited to try the ice cream. DumbDird, standing behind the counter with a goofy grin, took Tealy's order—a triple-scoop cone with chocolate, cookie dough, and mint chip. Tealy handed over the money and waited.
And waited.
DumbDird just stood there, staring blankly at Tealy, then stuffed the cash in his pocket and started whistling like nothing had happened. Tealy blinked in confusion. “Uh… where’s my ice cream?”
DumbDird gave a loud “DURRRRRR” and wandered off, leaving Tealy without his ice cream. Frustrated, Tealy stepped aside, thinking it was some sort of glitch, and watched as the same thing happened to every other customer. People would pay, and DumbDird would just pocket the money and do nothing.
Some even asked, “Hey, where’s our ice cream?” but DumbDird would respond with a “Heh, it’s extra frozen. You gotta wait!”
After a while, customers realized they weren't getting anything, and the crowd started grumbling. A man shouted, “He’s just taking the money and running!”
Tealy, now thoroughly annoyed, stormed back to the counter. “DumbDird, give us our ice cream or our money back!”
DumbDird just shrugged and gave another classic “DURRRRRR”, pretending to scoop air into a cone before handing it to Tealy with a straight face. Tealy facepalmed. "That's... that's literally nothing."
Before anyone could react, DumbDird ran out the back door, leaving everyone ice cream-less and fuming. DumbDird’s Ice Cream World quickly gained a reputation as the most useless and frustrating ice cream shop in town, and it shut down the very next day.
Tealy sighed and decided next time he'd just make his own ice cream at home. “At least I won’t have to pay for nothing,” he muttered.
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