After the catastrophic failure of the original iDumDird, DumbDird, in his infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), decided to make a sequel—the iDumDird 2. Somehow, it was even worse than the first one.
Excited to prove his critics wrong, DumbDird delivered the iDumDird 2 to Tealy, Dird, and Beric. "This time, it's way better!" DumbDird promised, grinning ear to ear.
Tealy, already scarred from the first experience, cautiously booted up the iDumDird 2. This time, instead of instantly jumping into the home menu, the screen stayed black... for 30 minutes. "Is this thing even on?" Tealy grumbled.
Suddenly, the screen flashed a low-quality gif of DumbDird spinning in circles, saying "DURRRRR" on repeat. There was no way to skip it. After five minutes of watching DumbDird spin like a broken fan, Tealy finally reached the home screen.
The Poop app was still there, but now with a twist—instead of buying useless prizes, you now had to watch a 5-hour advertisement for each Poop coin. When Tealy clicked on it, he was shown a poorly-made infomercial for a "SuperDumbDird Water Filter" that didn’t even filter water.
Desperate for something to redeem this mess, Tealy searched for the DumbDird Road games. They were there—but DumbDird Road 3 had been added to the lineup. "Maybe this one’s good?" Tealy thought.
Nope.
DumbDird Road 3 was just the first two games, except this time, instead of incorrect apple juice facts, the game just crashed every time you tapped DumbDird’s sprite. And to make it worse, the sound of DumbDird saying "DURRR" would loop infinitely until you hard-reset the tablet.
By this point, Tealy was ready to throw the iDumDird 2 into the sun.
Beric and Dird had their own equally miserable experiences. The tablet would randomly freeze, crash, or just display a giant picture of DumbDird's face for no reason. At one point, Beric tried to open an app called "DumbTube," but it just played a 3-hour video of DumbDird poorly explaining how bread was invented.
DumbDird, once again upset that no one liked the iDumDird 2, insisted it was a "genius innovation" and that people "just didn’t get it." Then, in a final act of defiance, he pooped on the floor again.
Tealy, not even bothering to clean it up, just sighed as the iDumDird 2 spontaneously burst into flames. And somehow... no one was surprised.
The iDumDird 2 became infamous, not for being innovative, but for being the absolute worst tech product in history.
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