One day, DumbDird thought he’d become a tech mogul and released his new invention to the world—the iDumDird, the worst tablet ever created. Naturally, Tealy, Dird, and Beric were curious about this disaster in the making. Tealy, being the brave one, asked DumbDird if he could try it out. DumbDird grinned, grabbed an iDumDird from his questionable "storage" (which was just a closet full of junk), and handed it to Tealy.
Tealy, with his usual excitement, booted up the iDumDird. He was eager to set it up, but... there was no setup screen. It just jumped right into the home menu with zero customization. "Okay... that’s weird," Tealy muttered, but decided to roll with it.
Once in the home menu, something strange caught Tealy’s eye—an app called "Poop". Naturally, he clicked it. Inside, he found a marketplace where you could buy utterly useless items with the "Poop" currency. The name, the concept, everything about it was weird, but Tealy kept going, his curiosity taking over.
Next, Tealy decided to try a pre-installed game called "DumbDird Road". The game opened with a poorly-drawn sprite of DumbDird. Tealy tapped on the sprite, and it began spewing out false facts about apple juice like, "Apple juice is made from banana peel!" Tealy was very confused. But then he noticed something—each tap on DumbDird earned him one "Poop" coin. So, naturally, Tealy tapped DumbDird 100 times, collected his Poop, and went back to the home menu.
Armed with 100 Poop coins, Tealy returned to the Poop app to make his first purchase. For 20 Poop, he bought a "broken piece of grass." He figured it would unlock something cool in DumbDird Road. Nope. Instead, a blurry, pixelated image of a broken piece of grass appeared randomly on his home screen. That was it. "This is ridiculous..." Tealy sighed, but pushed on.
Then, Tealy found another game—"DumbDird Road 2." Excited for something new, Tealy opened it. But all it was... was DumbDird Road, except with one extra incorrect fact. This time, DumbDird announced, "The moon is made of cheese... strawberry-flavored cheese." That was the breaking point.
Tealy rage-quitted, grabbed the iDumDird, and hurled it at the wall, smashing the screen.
Later, Dird and Beric also gave the iDumDird a try, but had the exact same terrible experience—useless Poop prizes, boring games, no customization, and overall frustration. DumbDird, upon hearing the negative feedback, screamed in frustration and, in true DumbDird fashion, pooped on the floor in a dramatic tantrum.
And that was the tragic end of the iDumDird.
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