It was Christmas at Tealy's house, and things were already off to a weird start. A strange, persistent screaming echoed faintly throughout the house, and though everyone could tell it was coming from the bathroom, no one knew exactly why. It made for an awkward vibe, but Tealy, always eager to host, tried to power through it and get everyone into the Christmas spirit.
The gift exchange began, starting with DumbDird. As usual, Dird—the master of gift-giving—had something ridiculous but perfect for DumbDird: a giant plushie poop hat. DumbDird couldn’t stop laughing, putting it on immediately. Tealy gave DumbDird a new Switch game, which was well-received with a grin and a thumbs-up. Blara gifted him a computer camera, so they could video chat, and DumbDird was excited, saying he’d use it every day. Then came Bayla's gift. DumbDird tore off the wrapping paper only to find... a calculator. He blinked at it, looking utterly confused. He never really used math, and if he did, his phone or computer could do it for him. Everyone turned to stare at Bayla, who just gave a sheepish smile.
Next up was Tealy's turn. He sat down, eager to see what his friends had gotten him. Dird went first, handing Tealy a brand-new iPad. Tealy was ecstatic, hugging Dird in thanks. DumbDird gave him a custom-made Dumb Snack, but this time, it had Tealy’s face on the wrapper and was teal-colored. Tealy found it hilarious and loved the personalized touch. Blara gave Tealy a hat with his own face on it—something Tealy thought was genius. And then, Bayla handed over her gift. Tealy unwrapped it slowly, already dreading what was inside. Sure enough, it was another calculator. Tealy sighed deeply, and once again, everyone looked at Bayla, who smiled awkwardly.
Then it was Dird's turn. Dird received some excellent gifts: a professional-quality microphone, a sleek desk lamp, and an awesome gaming controller. Dird was clearly happy, but when Bayla gave him a calculator too, his smile faltered. He didn’t even try to hide the confusion on his face as he glanced between Bayla and the small, unwanted gift.
When it was Blara's turn, the mood lightened up again, mostly because DumbDird’s gift was as ridiculous as ever. Tealy gave her a stylish purse with her face on it, which she loved. Dird handed over a fashionable hat in her favorite color, and Blara was practically glowing with happiness. Then DumbDird pulled out his gift: a potato wearing a tiny purple hat. The entire room burst into laughter, even Blara, who thought it was hilarious. But then Bayla gave her yet another calculator, and everyone groaned.
Finally, it was Beric’s turn. Since Beric hadn’t given anyone gifts, his expectations were low. He received a decent camera, a microphone, a charging brick he definitely didn’t need, and, predictably, a calculator from Bayla. At this point, everyone exchanged knowing glances, but no one said anything.
Meanwhile, that strange, unsettling screaming sound kept echoing from the bathroom. As everyone sat around in the living room, awkwardly exchanging gifts, the noise became harder to ignore. They all knew it was coming from the toilet, but they didn’t know why. Eventually, Tealy, frustrated by the noise ruining his Christmas party, decided to check it out himself.
He marched to the bathroom, determined to solve the mystery once and for all. But the moment Tealy lifted the toilet lid and leaned in to inspect... he slipped! With a loud splash, Tealy tumbled into the toilet, his legs flailing in the air as he tried to get out, but it was too late—he was stuck. Everyone rushed over to help but could only watch in disbelief as Tealy was flushed down the toilet.
The Christmas party continued without him, with everyone now more confused and weirded out than ever. The weird screaming noise from the toilet was gone, but the awkward tension remained. Everyone sat in silence for a while before exchanging a few more half-hearted gifts. The night eventually ended with everyone feeling uncomfortable and questioning what had just happened, especially with Bayla’s bizarre obsession with gifting calculators.
It was, without a doubt, one of the strangest and most uncomfortable Christmas parties anyone had ever experienced.
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