UPDATED - Meet Tealy and His Colorful Circle of Friends

 Tealy is a teal budgie with an extremely short temper as short as his patience for tech fails. He's hilarious and has a knack for gaming, technology, and of course, snacks.

Tealy is the mastermind behind two dying snack brands: iTealy SmartSnacks, and iTealy ChocoBlast Bars. Whether he's glued to a PC screen or failing to run his snack empire, Tealy's life is never boring, especially with his wild friends. He also has a very smart brother similar to Dird named Greeny.

Here's a look at Tealy's quirky group of friends and their snack-driven adventures:

  • Dird: Tealy's friend and biggest competitor in the snack market with his wildly popular chocolate bar brand, Dird Bar. He's incredibly smart, insanely good at gaming, and loves books. Dird may be a tech geek, but when it comes to snacks, he's Tealy's biggest rival.

  • Blara: A somewhat distant friend, Blara tried to compete in the snack market twice with her ill-fated Blara's Healthy Snacks and Ultra Chips, but the Healthy Snacks tasted so bad that they were recalled, and the Ultra Chips died due to a lack of new flavors. While they aren't super close, they share a love for gaming.

  • Beric: A retro gaming and tech lover, Beric is also in the snack game with Beric's Bytes, a fun line of snacks shaped like tech gadgets like smartphones, laptops, tablets, and gaming controllers. He's a creative soul and is extremely good at fixing both old and new tech, including helping when Tealy's retro consoles break from time to time.

  • Bayla: Tealy's okay friend. While not their closest bond, Bayla is kind and is the least chaotic of the group. She also runs Bayla's Bites, healthy snacks focusing less on competition and more on making good, healthy food. Though she doesn't always have the best gifts for Tealy (don't even get me started on that Christmas where she gave everyone calculators), she's still part of the snack family.

  • DumbDird: Tealy's best friend, DumbDird is like a less sharp, sillier version of Dird. He's insanely goofy and playful, loves saying his catchphrases "Durr" and "Duh", is obsessed with Animal Crossing, and calls Tealy "Tally" for "Durr reasons". He's also the founder of Dumb Snacks, the original brand of the group, gummies with ridiculous flavors that definitely should not exist (Banana Nacho), but are somehow good and sell incredible. DumbDird has two cousins that are even dumber than him: SuperDumbDird and UltraDumbDird. SuperDumbDird is really dumb, and UltraDumbDird thought a plate was "like from a burger" and tried to eat it. 

  • Dird (of course) has a video game console called the DirdBox that has the motion controls and family-friendly fun of the Wii but the social features, power, and store of a PS5.

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